Re- drafted script for final production

Script for final production

(Mid establishing shot of the hallway followed by a non-diagetic fart sound)

Ernie: That ain’t human

Bert: (opens door and a flush sound effect is hear) I got’s to shake this off

                      (Mid tacking shot of Bert walking down the stairs and shaking his body.)

Bert: (sings) shake it off, shake it off (yawns)

Narrator: Name-Bert IQ-low Favourite food-alphabetti spaghetti Blood Type-diabetes

(Mid-shot of Bert walking into the room and closes the door, pans to the sofa as he sits down next to Ernie)  

Bert: Hey Ernie

(close up POV shot from Ernie  looking at a game pad)

Bert: that was so big it hurt, I couldn’t handle it

Ernie: You sicken me

Bert: Say it (pokes Ernie and gets louder) say it

Ernie: (sighs) that’s what she said

Bert: (laughs loudly) oh Ernie you so funny

Ernie: (mumbles) yeah, you so stupid.